crazy old man in a black cadillac
driving through the desert where the world is still flat
 
    he's driving around like
        it's the end of the world

crazy old man in a big black brim
and he dodging the law saying he isn't him

    he's driving around like the end of the world
        he's driving like he's going nowhere

crazy old man got a tank full of gas
and a tooth-pick grin he goin nowhere fast

    he driving around like the end of the world
        got his eye on the end of the road
            he'll tell you that the only truth
        is a lie that hasn't been told

and he whistles clear as a bird

crazy old man he got his satellite on
and he do the hip-hop at the rattlesnake rock

                                he driving round like the end of the world
                                    driving along like a big black bird
                                        got his eye on the end of the road
                                    where Mr Bones will have the last world

                                    what's the greatest conundrum in the world
                                    I don't know Mr Bones I give up
                                    Life's the greatest condundrum in the world
                                                        because we all give up